Territory: soon to be land of Mormon.
I am not amazing, but I get by.
I love to throw things out my car window when I’m going 80mph. Bags of chips are my favorite, after that it would have to be tin foil. When I get sick of that I usually sit down and read some Dostoevsky or Sigmund Freud.
Distasteful joke: what’s the similarity between celery and pubic hair? They’re both stringy and get caught in your teeth. (Note: don’t tell this joke, especially not when giving head.)
Favorite movie: highlight of the ice nymphs.
I am a bitch with STDs
And I am way to lazy for all that other shit, you can kick my ass out of here if you want.